L.F-Hist.Novelist Chapter 1360 - 1355: Is That You?
Chapter 1360 - 1355: Is That You?
The days in the Lion King Cave were truly good!Every day there was plenty of fish and meat, and good wine to drink!
However, all these things were stolen.
The bandits indulgently used others’ stuff while talking about snatching other people’s wives.
In the cave, there weren’t many people, so Wang Dali immediately noticed that two people were missing.
"Where are Da Niu and Er Niu?" Wang Dali asked while eating meat.
"I just saw them, they should be off taking a dump!" someone said.
Wang Dali didn’t care about it.
A whole roast lamb was quickly devoured cleanly by the men.
Then came the meat, swallowing mouthfuls non-stop.
The taste was exhilarating!
Da Niu and Er Niu hid outside the cave, listening to the sounds of revelry inside.
"Brother, they must have eaten it, right?" Er Niu was uncertain.
"Probably, let’s not worry about anything else, just run now, by nightfall, that stuff will take effect!"
The two brothers finished speaking and started running.
They didn’t take so much as a single piece of clothing.
It was because of this that the brothers managed to escape!
As night fell, the bandits, ready for action, started to feel stomach pains.
The urge to relieve themselves became more apparent!
Their stomachs grumbling incessantly, one by one the men rushed anxiously to the latrine.
Those who couldn’t make it just dealt with it on the spot.
Wang Dali occupied a cave, resolving his bodily issues however he pleased.
But having been a villain for so many years, Wang Dali sensed something was off.
Especially when the second-in-command mentioned that everyone in the cave had diarrhea.
"This is bad, we’ve been had!"
Wang Dali shouted, clutching his backside.
But it was already too late.
Shouts were constantly heard coming through.
Wang Dali wanted to check the situation, but inside his stomach, it was like a tidal wave.
His actions were entirely out of control.
The people at the foot of the mountain got closer to the cave at the top.
The men from Yu Family Village were mostly scared to death.
They all thought that halfway there, it would turn into a bloodbath.
But it didn’t, the whole way was quiet.
Not a single shadow to be seen!
It wasn’t until Mu Shuangshuang led them to the cave that everyone saw a few bandits emerge, clutching their stomachs.
"Who are you... ugh..."
The leading bandit, originally full of momentum questioning them, didn’t finish his sentence before a fart escaped.
Immediately after, the stomach was like an opened faucet, unstoppable.
In front of so many people, the bandits took off their pants and started to relieve themselves.
The people from Yu Family Village were stunned.
The pungent smell constantly came through.
Someone stepped forward with a hemp rope to catch those squatting down.
Those people wanted to resist, but how can one hold back diarrhea?
Especially with stomachs as if twisted by knives.
Weak hands and legs, facing the tough village men with hoes and poles, they had no power to resist.
This might have been the weakest bandits in history, as people from the village effortlessly collected numerous heads in minutes.
Some were tied up and still farting.
Overall, the scene was somewhat unbearable to watch.
When capturing Wang Dali, men from the village all mobilized.
They nearly let Wang Dali escape.
A few men surrounded Wang Dali.
Wang Dali held up his pants with one hand and a weapon with the other.
He was much tougher than those bandits, kicking one villager after another, sending quite a few flying with ease.
The villagers both feared and hated Wang Dali!
They swore to capture Wang Dali.
Mu Shuangshuang initially watched on the sidelines, but seeing the villagers suffering, she jumped in.
She flicked the hemp rope towards Wang Dali’s feet, hooking him easily.
The tall and strong man was instantly tripped and fell flat on his face by Mu Shuangshuang’s pull.
"Who are you?" Wang Dali got up from the ground, looking at Mu Shuangshuang in embarrassment.
"I’m the one who can make you kneel and beg for mercy!"
Mu Shuangshuang said, giving the rope another pull, making Wang Dali fall again.
But this time, he stepped on the rope and glared angrily at Mu Shuangshuang.
"Damn girl, you’re tougher than the rest, you’re their leader, aren’t you? This was your doing, who the hell are you?"
Wang Dali grew up in Yu Family Village and knew the weight of the villagers well.
Yu Liulang was an impulsive man, but his wife with a child wouldn’t act lightly.
That’s why Wang Dali roamed the village unchecked.
"You’re right, I made them resist! And as for who I am, you’ve lost to me once, and you still don’t know who I am?" Mu Shuangshuang asked.
"You... you’re the one from that night..."
The reason Wang Dali was despised by the whole Yu Family Village was due to the incident with Luo Xiu’er.
Luo Xiu’er, a concubine who left her master to return to Yu Family Village, daring to marry Yu Liulang.
Wang Dali and Luo Xiu’er conspired to disgrace Feng Xiaohua.
Later, Wang Dali was threatened and turned against them.
Only afterward did Wang Dali realize he had been played.
Until today, he didn’t know who tricked him.
He looked at the fair-skinned, young girl in front of him.
Growing more and more furious inside.
"That’s right! It’s still me!" Mu Shuangshuang kept provoking Wang Dali.
"You’ve lost to me twice, there’s no face left for you in Yu Family Village; I might as well send you to the government!"
Saying this, Mu Shuangshuang gave the rope another yank.
But this time, Wang Dali didn’t fall.
He grabbed the rope, trying to pull Mu Shuangshuang towards him.
Mu Shuangshuang wasn’t easy to beat, Wang Dali had a disadvantage, there was no way she’d lose.
Both a man and a woman, each holding an end of the rope, refusing to give in.
The villagers watched with great admiration for Mu Shuangshuang.
Only the Yu family worried about Mu Shuangshuang’s safety.
"Shuangshuang, Sixth Uncle will help you!" Yu Liulang said.
"No need, I will defeat him myself today!"
Mu Shuangshuang said, adding more force.
Wang Dali’s stomach started rumbling again.
"Damn girl, if you hadn’t drugged our food, would you be my opponent?" Wang Dali asked viciously.
"Even without drugs, I would beat you, Wang Dali, meet your death!"
Mu Shuangshuang finished saying and suddenly let go, causing Wang Dali to fall back.
At that moment, Mu Shuangshuang rushed over and viciously kicked Wang Dali’s stomach.
Wang Dali howled in pain, clutching his stomach, and began kicking at Mu Shuangshuang.
Mu Shuangshuang dodged both times, moving behind Wang Dali, kicking him in the back.
Wang Dali fell forward, landing beside one of the villagers.
The villager picked up a pole and hit Wang Dali on the head, making him yell out.
More and more people rushed forward, quickly subduing Wang Dali!