Actor: Signing in for a hundred days, I created a famous scene

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"Hey, sir, you said."

In an instant, Jiang Bei quickly shortened his body by half.

When the elders lecture, the younger generation has to stand next to each other to listen, this is the rule.

Guo Degang was facing the microphone, holding Jiangbei with one hand, and pulled him up to the stage. From a close distance, it can be seen that Lao Guo really likes Jiangbei...

"My father and I have met. We always talk to each other through the air. Those who don't know it think we are flirting with each other. There is something like that."

Everyone laughed.

Under the stage, the audience 273 cheered loudly.

Jiang Bei's eyes were cramped, and it was not difficult to see that he was a little nervous: "Then uncle...do you... want to or don't want to..."

Whoops shit.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Even old artists are happy to show their gums.

The main reason is that Jiang Bei's face is embarrassed and uneasy, and he is afraid that if he says something wrong, he will offend Lao Guo.

After all... Not to mention the entire entertainment industry, even the entire cross talk world, no one can compare with Lao Guo!

Uncle Guo also smiled, and noticed Jiang Bei's figure, and supported him.

"Good boy, don't be nervous. I don't eat people. I'm short. If it's not for you, I'm sorry, the sky is falling... I'll let you bear it first."

End in one sentence.

Jiangbei blinked innocently: "Why are you going?"

"Me." Uncle Guo held the microphone and looked at the audience, "I'm going home to breastfeed..."

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Yu Qian was speechless, and the audience was already laughing into chaos.

"Well, you two are working together to take me into the ditch!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Even Lao Guo stepped aside, covered his stomach, and gave Jiang Bei a thumbs up: "Good boy, he will take over the burden!"

Ok.

It's still fucking hanging!

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Ps: This basic original cross talk, I like De Yun Club very much. For a long time, Lao Guo’s cross talk has been with me for a long time. When I write about entertainment, I can’t avoid De Yun Club. I won’t write too much, it’s just too much. Make a cameo, taste more in your mouth, hee hee.

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Chapter 240, "Called Xiaofan"!Da Qingyi enters the WTO, and listen to the cranes!

Offstage, the audience burst into laughter.

Letting Jiangbei take the stage is purely because of the two old artists' love for Jiangbei, um, from the bottom of their hearts.

No matter how bad it is, where can it go?

Unexpectedly, this effect is surprisingly good!

Uncle Guo is hanging up now.

Jiangbei is smashing now.

Mr. Yu was so smug, he was able to do a job with ease, oh...it was a pleasure to watch alone.

On the other hand, Jiangbei is not in a hurry, smiling like a spring breeze, tsk tsk... Thinking about Qiu Changqing's evaluation, it's still the same sentence, you don't have to believe in the name of 'professor', but you can be 'deputy director of the National Center for the Performing Arts' Long' the title, believe forever!

Taking advantage of the audience's laughter fading away, Uncle Guo suddenly felt a little dazed and patted his head.

"Why does it feel like "Picking the Jacket"..."

"Picking the Jacket" is a traditional repertoire of cross talk, which belongs to group cross talk, with A, B, and C playing the triangle.

A imitates a helper who is greedy for small profits and bulging like a tongue.

B simulates an entertainer.

C imitates the "Young Master Yangzi" who is coaxed and held by others.

It has also become a traditional craft of holding roles in Deyun Club. Basically, every time Deyun unpacks, there will always be a character from "Picking the Jacket" standing in the position of "A".

What about two old artists.

Use your rich performance experience to save the stage for the apprentice, master the rhythm and direction, which is the so-called "holding the horn".

Hear what Uncle Guo said.

Teacher Yu nodded: "That's what happened~"

Uncle Guo stood still, and said solemnly: "Jiang Bei is a good actor, ah, the big guy is obvious to all, hardworking, dedicated, I have never seen him show his prestige on the set, of course, you must also pay attention to your personal emotional life, don't always flirt with Lin Zhiling ..."

There was a sudden uproar from the audience~

Everyone is curious!

At the Golden Image Awards Ceremony, Jiang Bei and Lin Zhiling's interesting stories...

"Ahem... Grandpa..."

Jiangbei can't do without an explanation!Cover face.jpg.

Lao Guo turned sideways, with interest written all over his face: "Good boy, tell me, the uncle is listening."

"That... I'm single..."

Lao Guo suddenly realized: "Oh~~~Single, okay, one can't do it?"

Convex (艹盘艹)... pretty boy is speechless!

In the audience, the female star began to boo.

"I don't mind two!"

"Come to the bowl~"

"My husband is not at home at night~"

hahahahahahahaha...

Jiang Bei covered his face: "No, sir, sister Zhiling and I are friends in the circle."

Uncle Guo didn't hear clearly, he pulled his ears and turned sideways: "What, you said you guys are playing with collars?"

Whoops shit.

Jiang Bei turned around directly, and the audience almost died of laughter. Then, there was a chorus of voices~

What does the collar mean, you know everything...

Teacher Yu almost laughed under the table, and said: "Good boy, pay attention to your body..."

Uncle Guo couldn't be happier, it's so interesting, this kid is so reckless, this is~ haha.

"You can't meddle in your private life, but... I also want to intervene..."

With a pun, the audience started booing.

I almost picked the house cover again~

"Okay, okay, the children are shy now." Uncle Guo pulled Jiangbei over and looked at the audience, "No matter what, we Jiangbei are good boys and we haven't seen any scandals, but we still have to pay attention to our personal life. , say big or small, I have time to get a girlfriend, ah...Look at Mr. Huang next door, playing in the water in Sanya, what a joy~"

offstage.

Huang Xiaoming covered his face.

Uncle Guo pointed to the booing female stars in the audience.

"Whoever of you just said that the two don't mind, I'll match you up when it's done!" "

"As for the one where the husband is not at home... Let go of Jiangbei and come to me! He's still a child!"

Convex (fuck dish f*ck)! ! !

The audience burst into laughter!

Cross talk must be grounded, not grounded.

Maybe Uncle Guo is really happy today, and the two old artists are also very popular. Usually, you can't watch this kind of drama without paying money.

Anyway, it's not a live broadcast.

Everyone had fun and listened comfortably, that's enough.

After the laughter, enter the real life.

Guo Degang waved his sleeves and said to the microphone with a smile: "It can be seen that everyone is really happy today, happy to entertain, this is the culture of Liandi, entertainers perform, whether it is cross talk or opera, there are always similarities in the same way, self-cultivation and self-cultivation , feel at ease."

Jiang Bei wiped his face with a smile on his face. He knew that Uncle Guo was about to start. As for what was waiting for him, he didn't know and didn't care. Thinking about it... I should be able to handle it, right?

"But there are always people who jump out and try to be elegant. I don't object to this, but don't always hold it up. What is more annoying? If you feel that you can sing a good show, you will bury others. If you really want Peking opera to be good, you will We must accept the ups and downs from generation to generation!"

Immediately afterwards, Uncle Guo kicked his shirt, and his words were correct!

"I've never seen posterity laugh, so you can't look at the ugly; if a newcomer blows a branch, hey, let's give up the good name!"

Before the audience applauded, Mr. Guo made the last sentence.

"So, it's always been right?"

It's over.

The audience applauded, and Xuntian applauded.

"it is good!"

"well said!"

"Pretty!"

In the last sentence, Guo Degang quoted Mr. Lu Xun's famous words, or said that the old artist is full of life.

Teacher Yu took the lead in applauding.

Jiang Bei nodded while clapping his hands. Standing on the stage in a refined manner, he really has the temperament of a handsome young man, unparalleled in beauty!

Amid the applause from the audience, Lao Guo looked at Jiangbei.

"Anyone with a discerning eye can see that Xiao Bei is talented, and Da Tsing Yi's unique skill is a master in the old society. If you talk about 7-day emergency training, I don't believe it. My child, have you learned it?"

People are curious.

Jiang Bei raised his head and said into the microphone, "Master, it's just a hobby."

Uncle Guo pointed to the stars in the audience.

""The Actor" made everyone familiar with you. "Farewell My Concubine" made a small voice, and I felt very comfortable listening to it. I echoed Mr. Qiu's words: You have to admit that geniuses exist."

Look back.

"How about it, do you want to have a song?"

Uproar——

Uproar——

Uproar——

This is... want to compete live? !Open your voice!

The voices of the three people were overwhelmed by the waves of shouts from the audience.

Teacher Yu suddenly stood up: "Son, don't listen to your uncle Guo, keep your voice up."

Jiang Bei heard it.

Teacher Yu felt sorry for him, but it was also because he considered that on the stage of the [-]th anniversary celebration, there was no make-up, no big show, and it was considered a serious stage.

It can be regarded as a dross rule.

Uncle Guo understood and did not persuade: "Your teacher Yu is right, let's..."